I wrote this on 29th July 2015 in memory of Cecil The Lion poem CecilTheLion EndTrophyHunting

The Lion and Albert. There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom. Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best; quite a swell. With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
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The most famous of the monologues performed by Stanley Holloway in music halls and on the radio. The lion was called Wallace because the writer's brother wa.
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Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert, 'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.' Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller; I think it's a shame and a sin, For a lion to go and eat Albert, And after we've paid to come in.' The manager wanted no trouble, He took out his purse right away, Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'
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The poem's characters are a family visiting Blackpool, where they encounter a rather unexciting sea and decide to visit the zoo. There, the young boy Albert provokes a lion named Wallace, leading to his untimely demise. The poem's tone is light and humorous, despite the grim events it depicts.
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Albert and the Lion by Marriott Edgar. There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom. Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best; quite a swell. With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
The Lion And Albert Poem by Marriott Edgar

Marriott Edgar in pantomime dame costume. Marriott Edgar (5 October 1880 - 5 May 1951), born George Marriott Edgar in Kirkcudbright, Scotland, was a British poet, scriptwriter and comedian, best known for writing many of the monologues performed by Stanley Holloway, particularly the Albert series. In total he wrote sixteen monologues for Holloway, whilst Holloway himself wrote only five.
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Albert and the Lion. There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, Went there with young Albert, their son. The finest that Woolworth's could sell. Fact, nothing to laugh at at all. And old ale and sandwiches too. With the side of his face on the bars. Well, it didn't seem right to the child.
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Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert, 'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.' Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller; I think it's a shame and a sin, For a lion to go and eat Albert, And after we've paid to come in.' The manager wanted no trouble, He took out his purse right away, Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'
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The Lion and Albert. by Marriott Edgar. There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom. Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best; quite a swell. With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
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Nature. There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom. Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best; quite a swell. With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle, The finest that Woolworth's could sell.
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Albert and the Lion. by Marriott Edgar. There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom. Went there with young Albert, their son. A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best; quite a swell. With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle,
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The regurgitation of Albert by a dyspeptic Wallace in the next instalment of Marriott Edgar's poem must greatly have 'vexed' his parents. The Lion and Albert There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son.
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Ma said "Yon lion's et Albert And 'im in 'is Sunday clothes, too!" Father said "Right's right, young feller-I think it's a shame and a sin To 'ave our son et by a lion And after we paid to come in."
The Lion And Albert Poem by Marriott Edgar Poem Hunter

You could see that the Lion didn't like it, L. For giving a kind of a roll, M. He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im, C. And swallowed the little lad 'ole. Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence, X. And didn't know what to do next, N. Said 'Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert', D. And Mother said 'Well, I am vexed!
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Pa said 'Yon Lion's 'et Albert, 'And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too.' Then Mother said, 'Right's right, young feller; I think it's a shame and a sin, For a lion to go and eat Albert, And after we've paid to come in.' The manager wanted no trouble, He took out his purse right away, Saying 'How much to settle the matter?'
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The lion and Albert by Edgar, Marriott. Publication date 1978 Topics English poetry, Poésie anglaise Publisher London : Methuen Collection inlibrary; printdisabled; internetarchivebooks Contributor Internet Archive Language English. 32 unnumbered pages : 28 cm Access-restricted-item true